The Great Procrastination Survey of 2003
[1] If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Italian and Irish. Although, Irish isn't really a language but the accent is sexy.
[2] If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
Ed Norton aka Jack in Fight Club, Nicole Kidman aka Satine in Moulin Rouge, Cameron Diaz aka Lotte in Being John Malkovich, Cameron Diaz aka Celine in A Life Less Ordinary. Oh and Enid aka Thora Birch in Ghost World cos I fancy Steve Buchemi.
[3] If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
Little Chris Martin and a little piano so he can sing for me anytime.
[4] If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
Anything by Toulous Lautrec, Andy Warhol.
[5] If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
Drums so I can be kick ass like Philly Jordan.
[6] If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Er... like Spiderman? No... I wanna be an elf like Liv Tyler in LOTR. Although, I don't exactly know what elves can do.
[7] If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned what would it be?
To be realistic, learning how to use Final Cut Pro @ NYU and the fun times I had there.
[8] If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
A MEGA (CM lingo) comfy sofa cos you can basically do anything if you have one.
[9] If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
No one's really. I'm not interested in what other people think.
[10] If you could have one person you know as your slave (well-paid and cared for) domestic laborer for one month, who would it be?
Julian Casablancas. Although, he probably would not be able to do anything except sing, drink, stumble abouts and be sexy.
[11] If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
The usual peaceful death but that's boring so in a huge, bloody fight or getting abducted by aliens.
[12] If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would you want them to say?
Strokes Member Julian Casablancas Secretly Marries His Girlfriend in an Irish Castle!
[13] If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Scream and have a HUGE shopping spree with my mom and dad and pay for tuition.
[14] If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
"At Your Funeral" - Saves the Day. "Rain Dance" - The Music.
[15] If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
Take away meaning cos it's annoying? Britney, Christina, Mariah... all of them whiney hos.
[16] If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
Mate like friend or boyfriend? Well, for a mate basically anyone who has a good sense of humor, dresses cool and has something in common with me. For a boyfriend, has some thing they are passionate and good at (art, music, footie, etc) that I can be proud of, good sense of humor, adorable smile and someone who can be weird like me, preferably with green eyes and floppy hair.
[17] If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
Josh cos he's the guy version of me so he'll know what I like.
[18] If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
Here... cos I live in "the tree house" in LA.
[19] If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
Josh not moving away from me but he'll be coming back!! Wahey.
[20] If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
Learning useless crap in high school that I would never ever use when I'm older.
[21] If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Brat.
[22] If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you
choose?
The toliet from Trainspotting or the Donnie Darko rabbit suit.